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Here's more information about our Goldenseal training class in Orlando, FL. It covers the Goldenseal construction estimating software, project management software and small business accounting software. For other class dates, click here. Class Date The Orlando area training class will be on Saturday, March 17, 2007, from 9 AM to 4 PM. Class Location The Goldenseal software training class will be at the following location: La Quinta Inn, Orlando Airport West 407 857-9215 There is a free shuttle between the hotel and Orlando International Airport. Contact the hotel to reserve a spot. Directions From North-- Take I-4 south to exit 72, then take Hwy 528 east to exit 9. Turn left on Tradeport Dr, go under highway, then turn left onto McCoy. Hotel is near intersection with Daetwyler Dr. From South-- Take I-4 north to exit 72, then take Hwy 528 east to exit 9. Turn left on Tradeport Dr, go under highway, then turn left onto McCoy. Hotel is near intersection with Daetwyler Dr. From East-- Take Hwy 528 west to exit 9. Take McCoy west to intersection with Daetwyler Dr. From West-- Take Hwy 528 (Beeline Expwy) east to exit 9-Tradeport Dr. Turn left on Tradeport Dr, go under highway, then turn left onto McCoy. Hotel is near intersection with Daetwyler Dr. From Orlando International Airport-- Take Hwy 528 west to exit 9. Take McCoy west to intersection with Daetwyler Dr. From Disney World-- Buy Mickie Mouse costume at gift shop, and put it on. This will allow you to "blend in" more effectively. Sneak up slowly towards flamingos in fountain, and grab six to twelve of them, depending on your weight. Hold onto their legs, and guide them south towards the airport (watch for low flying planes!) then land on the big green blob northwest of airport (see map below). Flamingos may attend class for free*. Site Map
* Offer not valid for flamingos under the age of 6, nor for flamingos who are not legal residents of the state of Florida. Flamingo must have a passport or valid driver's licence, and cannot be an employee or subcontractor of DisneyCorp, its subsidiaries or affiliates. Guide flamingos that are used by disabled attendees are exempted from these requirements. Flamingo chow will be provided as a courtesy for our flamingo guests, but courting, egg-laying and other unruly behavior will not be permitted. Any photographs taken of the flamingo guests will remain the property of Turtle Creek Software, and may be used for promotional purposes. This offer is subject to the rules and regulations of the Flamingo Rules and Regulations Board, Miami FL, and may be withdrawn at any time, depending on the whim of our website designer, or worse. Reading of these rules and regulations should not be attempted by those with short attention span, nor done while operating heavy machinery or practicing feng shui. Turtle Creek Software is not responsible for in-flight accidents caused by the use of insufficient quantities of flamingos, nor for lost or missing attendees who fail to navigate accurately to the class location. Watch out for those alligators on the far side of the parking lot! 
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